Poison’s Rainbow

When: Thursday, 8:53pm

Poison’s Rainbow was the first bar where I witnessed a previously un-seen Portland phenomena that smart people complain about: lining up at the bar. Instead of crowding around the bar and trying to get the bartender’s attention, customers will create a single-file line, which I guess is civil but also inexplicably irritating, not to mention slow and tortuous.

Age appropriate? No. Old people shouldn’t have to line up like it’s the depression era to order and pay for a whisky sour.