Barred: Trash Bar

When: Saturday, midnight on the dot
What did I drink? Maker’s Mark on the rocks ($8), Rolling Rock ($4) Rolling Rock (free).

A friend of a friend bartending: What are you doing tomorrow?

Us: Watching Ghost Dad.

Bartender: Oh, I’ve been watching a lot of Jarmusch lately.

Pause

Me: Dad, not Dog!

Age appropriate? Not naturally. The secret to drinking in Williamsburg is to have your own pack to travel with in order to skew the ratio slightly.

Pic via We Are the LAW