Middle Ages

I used to think the scary part of getting older was dying, but it turns out the scary part of getting older is young people. It’s like we’re the Indians and they’re the white settlers and they keep coming and taking all our resources, and all we’re left with is diseased blankets.

Typing and watching while piecing together my modified 10-step Korean(ish) beauty routine (Skinfood Rice Brightening Facial Cleansing Tissue, Naruko Magnolia Brightening and Firming Toner EX, Cosrx Galactomyces 95 Whitening Power Essence, Mad Hippie Vitamin C Serum, Missha All Around Safe Block Essence Sun SPF 45) to stave off the impending skin withering and falling off my skull.

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