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    If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries…

    January 25, 2019

    While I’m pleased to see McSweeney’s morphing into a middle-aged publication, some of the humor hews too closely to Gen X Erma Bombeck for comfort. Then again, satire has never resonated with me much.

    This is dangerously close territory to “I’m trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a 16-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.”

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    Fifty Candles

    February 24, 2018

    Fifty Candles

    I generally hate satire. This is not so bad. 

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    List: Signs That You Are a Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause

    November 15, 2017

    List: Signs That You Are a Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause

    Still menstruating, guys, but this hurts. 

    Also, I can say “guys” because I’m Gen X and am insensitive. 

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    List: Signs You’ve Transitioned From a Manic Pixie Dream Girl to an Odd Middle-Aged Woman

    July 19, 2017

    List: Signs You’ve Transitioned From a Manic Pixie Dream Girl to an Odd Middle-Aged Woman

    Funny, but I hate when people joke that eating shitloads of sugar will give you Type 2 diabetes. That’s totally not true.

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    Moderately Motivated Gen-Xer for Hire.

    October 29, 2016

    Moderately Motivated Gen-Xer for Hire.

    Wherein I’m reminded of ye olde reality show chestnut, “I’m not here to make friends.”

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